The Lance effect

I have, from personal experience and otherwise, been of the opinion that all persons named Lance are in fact, dicks.

You can call 'em douchebags, pricks you name it, you know what I mean.

Of course this begs to ask, what about our City/State/National hero Armstrong?

I'd always suspected anyone that determined, (not at all for personal growth but to make sure every last teenage cycling enthusiast just gives up hopes of ever winning the tour de france as many times since when again will a decent enough athlete get a similar case of cancer which lets doctors cut away pounds of heavy flesh giving a significant weight advantage and heck why not give the finger to any sense of tradition or sportsmanship and win the fucker just once more so I can be remembered long after my massive ego swallows our entire solar system) and named Lance, well he'd have to be...you know?


Finally I can rest assured that my suspicions were genuine.


Given that I am to much hypocrisy, I'll probably realize I have a long lost friend with that name or was Ghandi's nickname.